Help us shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard!
The American public has been subjected to the nastiness that is Kyle Orton's neckbeard for 7 weeks now, and the Mach3 stops here! No longer will we endure the hideous neckbeard on our 42" High Definition plasmas. No longer will we suffer the neverending torture that stems from the unkempt, unshaven scraggly hairs sprouting from Kyle Orton's neck.
No. We will force him to shave. Whether it is a loss to the Packers this Sunday or the successful coercion from this petition, he will shave it. Oh, yes, he will shave.
BEHOLD!
posted by DoDD1 at 6:22 AM
20 Comments:
You forget one key feature that would also disappear if the neck beard was shaved..... the awesome pornstache that appears when he's wearing his helmet & chin strap! Long live the pornstache!
1:57 PM
Ahh, but if you read the petition, you'd know that I suggest he keep the pornstache but shave the neckbeard. I don't think that's too much to ask.
2:00 PM
In sports you do not mess with winning. Quarter in the sock, shower before the game, same song when you bat, or a beard. It's very superstitious and in sports the only thing to do. Maybe you have never heard of such a thing. Keep the beard orton!!!
6:54 AM
yeah, yeah, I get it. But why pick a scraggly beard? Don't change your underwear or something. Clearly a beard was not his best choice.
9:03 AM
zach you're an idiot. "being superstitious is the only thing to do." what's that even mean? if you're not a moron/superstitious, it's impossible to win? you should put 3 quarters in your socks.
11:12 AM
but if he had three quarters in his socks, he would have a lot of cents. get it? it's like sense... but it's spelled differently. and if he had a lot of sense, he would not be a moron. ponder that anonymous!!!
6:12 PM
has he shaved it now after the loss? and what does he do with Grossman breathing down his neckbeard?
2:40 PM
You kids have too much time on your hands...
1:48 PM
His thin doll haired neck beard is so fine it looks like a 13 year olds virgin pussy....and that about all the trim he will be getting with his baby face and pathetic play...we need a man to lead us, not this billy goated nanny of a sissy boy.
3:21 PM
Why don't you leave the neckbeard alone. I am sure that Kyle feels bad enough that he hasn't played well this season. The last thing he needs is people ragging him on how he looks. For the immature, save the name calling. You couldn't do any better if you were on the field!
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8:05 AM
kyle orton won more games as a rookie than most of the NFL greats that everyone has come to love, each and every sunday. Grossman sucks and this nwe season has proved that yet again... he just flat out stinks in the NFL. Griese however was a good pickup... now orton has someone with EXPERIENCE to teach him and hlep him to become the QB the bears need to win a superbowl. KYLE ORTON FOR PRESIDENT!!!
5:32 AM
Amen anonymous
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11:26 PM
START KO!!! i cant think of another quarterback with a higher win percentage
4:01 PM
YOU GUYS r so gay orton kicks the shit out of fags like u why hate the beard its his trademark
4:36 PM
Okay all of you people r crazy he is so damn fine especially with the beard, so all you people who don't like his facial hair here is my advise DON'T LOOK AT IT THEN YOU IDIOTS.
9:48 PM
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